warhol’s fucktory?

Seems the Guggenheim’s gone guerrilla. Our favorite salmon-colored newspaper reports on a promotional postcard for an upcoming Warhol panel, “The Worst of Warhol,” whose text-side reads, in faux-ball point handwriting:

“Andy Warhol was a boring fuck and so

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baby sometimes hiro ballroom just ain’t enough

Remember when you were a teenager and you were on that boring field trip and you thought, ‘man, this sucks, but it would fucken’ rock to party here!’

Welcome to Museum Culture as nightlife commodity. High on the coattails of…

tipster: guggenheim throws “joe’s apartment” party

A Suggested Donation tipster reports sightings of several cockroaches at the Guggenheim on Wednesday. Perhaps crack doesn’t kill, after all.