it’s hard out there for a creation museum

flintstone-extra-dinosaur.JPGAs if it isn’t tough enough to run a museum which flies in the face of all scientific fact, now Kentucky’s Creation Museum must contend with a challenge far more spurious than science: a sex scandal. Seems the actor they hired to portray Adam (the Original Man) might have possibly posed next to a drag queen (the horrors!) on an awful, flash-ridden website called Bedroom Acrobat (they disavow any connection to the actor, one Eric Linden; mildly nsfw).

 Mediabistro picks up on the story with some choice excerpts from the hot-and-bothered Curators of Creation:

..”We are currently investigating the veracity of these serious claims of his participation in projects that don’t align with the biblical standards and moral code upon which the ministry was founded,” Answers for Genesis spokesman Mark Looy said in an e-mail statement.

Here’s the museum’s take on a post-Scopes world:

We walk into a dark, dirty neon lit hallway. Some hoodlum kids decided to graffiti the walls with their secular progressive propaganda that Bill-O has warned us about. There is even rampant littering, with newspaper strewn all over the ground. Don’t those kids have any respect anymore? Also, a menacing plastic mouse looks over us, another sign of the Godless mess of a world we’ve created.

On the walls are a series on horrific headlines and stories cut from our Godless Liberal Media publications.

Gay Marriage! Abortion! Evolution in the Schools! Science! School Shootings!

postscript: God may rest on Sunday, but the Creation Museum is open 7 days a week.