Found this little gem photocopied and folded while moving things around to fit a gem of a dumpster dive. Wish I could remember where it came from… This is some pre-Batali and Gweneth go to Spain Julia Turshen humor. Seems like food has dominated her subject matter since this scribbled piece. See her July ’09 Interview Magazine article here.
American Society of Hot Air: An exhibition of of of popcorn poppers, dry steamers, and blow-dryers. A show that burns with nothingness.
Beagle Society: Featuring the brown-and-black spotted, howling, and mischievous “Lucy” along with her paler and chubbier collaborator “Scout.”
Cash-Only Museum of Art Decay: “Permanent Collection,” featuring the leftover scraps from many of today’s favorite artists: Richard Tuttle’s snapped wire, Donald Judd’s broken wood, and Tony Oursler’s leftover stuffing (fabric that is not cornbread).
Drool Museum: Remember that you have golashes.
Eyebrow Hall-of-Fame: *Vintage tweezers currently on display. Must not miss the retrospective of eyebrow hall-of-fame’s new favorite trick: threading. A shoelace donation is requested.
Gourmand Institute: *Don’t miss the exhibition of burned pots, tentatively titled, “The Rice that Wouldn’t Let Go.”
Insomniacs-R-Us: Only open from 12 AM unitl 5 AM. A “hands-on” exhibition currently on display. Participate in “The Next Great American Novel.”
about these listings: written with ‘Le Pen’ –wonderful and overpriced. Morningside Heights/ October minus a few days, 2006.